Paul: Let's show him.

#1: Oh, no, that's alright.

Paul: Aw, come on, we'll test it.

#1: Alright... *tapes pad to forehead* What?

Paul: K, let's think of a good one... Um, have you ever dreamed of kissing your brother?

#1: *pauses* No.

*buzzer sounds*

*all laugh*

#1: Alright, alright! Hey, it's called a dream!

Paul: Ok, alright, funs over, let's get to work here. *reapplies pad* Relax. Have you ever drank alcholol to excess?

Int: Yes.

Paul: Have you ever taken an illegal drug?

Int: ...

Paul: It's ok, just tell the truth, that's the important thing.

Int: Yes.

Paul: Ok. Marijuana?

Int: Yes.

Paul: Coccaine?

Int: Yes.

Int: Heroine?

Int: Yes.

#1: *disbelieving* You did heroine?

Int: Yes.

#3: Well, what about angel dust?

Int: Yes.

#3: Jeez...

#2: What about crack? You ever smoke some crack?

Int: Yeah, yes.

#2: Dude, you're out there!

#3: Hey, what... what was it like?

Paul: You don't have to answer that.

#1: *whining* Paul...

Paul: Unless, you want to, I mean, feel free, if you really wanna.

Int: It was great. It's crack, it gets you really high.

*#2 and #3 give high fives*

Paul: Alright, let's get back to work here. Um, have you ever stolen from an employer?

Int: Yes.

Paul: And where were you employed?

Int: NASA.

#1: Phht... Yeah, what'd you steal, a rocket ship? *laughs*

Int: No, just some pens. And... some plans.

Paul: Plans?

Int: Space plans.

*all shocked*

#3: Holy...

Paul: *calms room* Hey, hey! ...have you ever killed a man?

#1: Boring!

Paul: You wanna let me finish? With your mind?

Int: Yes.

Paul: Aw, is this thing even on? Come on!

#2: Yeah, remember, he kissed his brother!

#1: Hey, hey, that was a dream! I dreamed it! You can dream something and it's not real, it's just all up here *points to head*.

Paul: Shutup! Give me that! *rips off pad, puts on his own forehead* Ok, alright, ah... I am a control freak because I was molested by my parents.

#1: Nothing happened.

Paul: Oh God! What a breakthrough! *has to sit down*

#1: Alright, alright, give me that, alright. *puts back on Int's head* Alright, here we go, now it's me! Ok Mr. Pants, here we go, alright. Have. You. Ever. Skinnydipped with Micheal Goodwin?

Int: Yes.

#1: *deeply hurt* Aw...

#3: Wait, who's Micheal Goodwin?

#1: She's this girl I had a crush on in the 7th grade!

#3: I'm sorry.

#2: Ok... have you ever dressed up like a lady of affluence, gone to a fancy downtown eatery, picked up a rich guy, seduced him, and made him want to marry you?

Int: Yes. Our story was made into a hit Broadway musical.

*all are amazed*

#3: Alright! Have you ever! Taken a train and eaten it, piece by piece... after you just derailed it with your penis?

Int: *pauses* Yes.

*all celebrate*

Int: It was for charity! It was a charity event, I was raising money.

Paul: Alright, enough, enough! Congratulations, you got it, you got the job!

Int: Oh, great!

Paul: Welcome to ShoeCourt Shoe Store, you'll be working in the women's athletic department.

Int: Well, I love shoes.

*buzzer sounds*

*all laugh*